I’m sure many of you have my story on 30 going on 13. If not take a look here http://30isthenew13.blogspot.com/2010/01/welcome-to-tademy-academy-part-1.html and http://30isthenew13.blogspot.com/2010/01/welcome-to-tademy-academy-part-2.html. Sorry it’s sloppy, but I have no idea of another way to put it. Truth-telling time. I did write Tademy in 4th grade, but I edited it in 5th grade. Another truth? I don’t go to Catholic school, and I’m not from Australia. At least, not completely. You see, my parents got divorced when I was four, my sister was eight, and my little brother was one. Yeah, my brother Marc doesn’t remember having his parents together. My dad moved to Australia, so he could live with his friend Bob. Yes, that’s my dad’s friend’s name- Bob. So we live with my dad in August, in Australia, and we live here in America during the school year, and in June and July. I live in Chandler, AZ, and go to Hendrix Junior High, but I attended Catholic junior high for a while, and I used to go to Alma Elementary, which was ok. Oh yeah, did I mention we still have junior high school in Chandler that covers grades 7-9? Reminds you of the good old days, huh? The plan is for me to go to Red Mountain High in two years, and attended all AP courses. Yes, I’m a super genius. Lucky me, my boyfriend and two of my close friends, along with five guy friends are on the same course, at the same school, so I’ll probably get to make new friends, and still hang out with Joel, Arthur, Taffeta, Julia, Jimmy, and Marty. In Australia, I have three girlfriends, too, and a guy friend named Marcus. My girlfriends’ names are Maggie, who looks like Brandy, Alexi, who looks like Georgia Groome, a British actress she likes, and Sadie, who looks like Alexa Vega. Maggie lived in South Africa until she was three, and Alexi lived in Russia until she was six. Marcus looks like Leo DiCaprio, which is no big deal to me, especially since it’s against girl code to like him, since Alexi is his girlfriend. So that’s my life story.
Thanks for listening,
Kylie McDonald
January 20, 2010 at 6:52 am |
I posted a comment back to you on my blog, but let me spread the word here as well: I’m pretty sure the Australia thing was all my fault. Because you watch Aussie TV shows and are clearly named after Kylie Minogue! (Yeah, that really is why. I’m an a-hole?)
Just so you know, I never went to gymnastics camp, or lived inside a tree, or dressed up as a prostitute for Halloween, but that sure didn’t stop me from writing about it! (I know! I never dressed up as a hooker, even though I wrote about it with disturbing authenticity.)
Hope you enjoy the rest of your time at Hendrix Junior High. (Which, by the way, I’m going to choose to believe was named after Jimi Hendrix. Your school is sooooooo cool!) And I’m sure you will make many other super-genius friends once you hit high school. As long as you don’t drop any buckets of chili on their heads.